Your Daily Dose of Awesome

OK, I still have zero hope that the Spider-man reboot will be anything more than bland and unnecessary. But this...well played, Mr. Garfield.

Your Daily Dose of Awesomeness

Never before in the history of man has any trailer been this badass, honest, straightforward, and completely free of bullshit. The gauntlet has been thrown, men of the world. Your balls are at stake. If any of you are not in the theater August 13th I will personally kick your ass. Because I AM A MAN!!

Your Daily Dose of Awesomeness

For those of you who wanted to see someone treat Edward the way a normal girl would treat a stalker, I'll do you one better: Buffy kicking Edward's ass!

Your Daily Dose of Awesomeness

This is why I love independent filmmakers. I need to get on the ball with my own short films.

How X-Men Origins: Wolverine should have ended...

Courtesy of: ScarletVulture on deviantART

Yes, I'm still pissed about the Wolverine movie. But revenge his good for the soul. If your soul is a twisted black void of despair like mine. Anyway, gaze upon the glorious retrubution wrought on Baraka-Pool by the true Deadpool, with a little help from a very talented fan.

Cool Stuff: Clint Eastwood Facts

All of you are already aware of the internet phenomenon called "Chuck Norris Facts". This bits of satirical trivia floating around the web pay tribute to the martial srtist actor Chuck Norris. They say things like "There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist." or "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." But as cool as Chuck Norris is, to me there will never be anybody as cool as Clint Eastwood. He is my hero, my idol, and the presonification of awesome. So as a tribute to my hero, I thought it would be cool to write my own set of facts about Clint Eastwood. Yes, I realize that some of these are ripoffs of Chuck Norris Facts, but I think I've still got some pretty good ones here. Check 'em out:

Clint Eastwood isn't an anagram of Old West action. Old West Action is an anagram of Clint Eastwood.

The law of thermodynamics dictates that matter cannot be created or detroyed...except by Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum.

Clint Eastwood doesn't sleep, he waits.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum can kill anyone, even a mutant hybrid of Chuck Norris, Vin Deasil, and Mr. T.

Some people sleep with teddy bears. Clint Eastwood sleeps with a grizzly bear.

Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and Batman once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off bats. Clint Eastwood bites the head off Ozzy Osbourne.

Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum doesn't just kill you. It wipes your existance from reality.

Only one person has ever answered "yes" to Clint Eastwood when he asked "Do ya feel lucky, punk?" Clint Eastwood didn't enjoy hurting Lucky the Leprechaun, but an example had to be made.

The only force in the universe more powerful than Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick is Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum.

There's no such thing as global warming. The earth is simply nervous with Clint Eastwood around.

Haly's Comet isn't actually a comet. It's a bullet from Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum.

President Bush considered sending Clint Eastwood into Iraq, but then remembered what Clint did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki the last time they deployed him.

Clint Eastwood knows how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

The gun used by Clint Eastwood is the Dirty Harry movies isn't his real .44 magnum. If it had been, everyone on set would have been killed instantly.

They considered putting Clint Eastwood's face on Mount Rushmore, but they were afriad the mountain would clumble from his awesomeness.

Clint Eastwood is the reason there are no other real cowboys around anymore.

The hole in the ozone layer wasn't made by greenhouse gases, but by Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum.

Clint Eastwood is classified by military forces as a, no, the WUD (Weapon of Ultimate Destruction).

Clint Eastwood once used Yellowstone National Park for target practice. The result was Old Faithful.

For every first-person shooter video game created, Clint Eastwood is payed a royalty.

The absolute value of 7 is Clint Eastwood.

If you answer "Who is Clint Eastwood" in Jeapordy, you win, for eternity.

Clint Eastwood is behind you.

Real men don't wear pink. Real men wear whatever Clint Eastwood tells them to wear.

Superman is faster than a speeding bullet...unless it comes from Clint Eastwood's .44 magnum.

Clint Eastwood doesn't need to shower. Dirt won't dare touch him.

Steroids are made from Clint Eastwood's sweat.

So what'd you think? Hopefully you liked them. Leave comments and submit your own Clint Eastwood facts. If I get enough of them, hopefully I post them in another list, with a few more of my own.