Saturday, May 18, 2013

The Lunatic Fringe: Jurassic Park & When Kid's Movies Had Teeth

Remember back when kid's movies had some of the scariest moments in film history? Whatever happened to that?

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Spoileriffic Movie Review: Star Trek Into Darkness

WARNING: Having enjoyed the freedom offered last time by ditching all attempts to remain vague, I am again packing a review with plot spoiling material. Leave the mystery boxes to JJ Abrams. Though seeing as this is JJ Abrams, you should by now that this movie has no secrets worth keeping. I leave it to your discretion

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Spoilerrific Movie Review: Iron Man 3

WARNING: This review is loaded with spoilers. If you have not seen Iron Man 3 yet, do not read it. Seriously, you don't wanna read this. I had the movie spoiled for me and it suuuucked. Don't be like me. Stop reading this and get to the theater before some other asshole ruins it for you. Now. Go. Immediately.